Friday, April 06, 2007

Toilet Bowl Cleaning Instructions

Toilet Cleaning Instructions

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/2 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe her while you carry her towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids quickly. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, for the cat is actually enjoying this --these are normal. Nothing is wrong with the cat or your toilet.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"for both cat and toilet, and a rinse cycle.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both toilet lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,and run outside where she will dry herself off. Honestly, with no directions from you.

9. Now, both the commode and the cat are sparkling clean.

Sincerely, The Dog

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