Redneck News

So, I listen to Hank FM (97.1 out of Indpls) on a regular basis. They play all of kinds of country music and their morning team of Wank & O'Brien can't be beat for humor.

This morning, they did a news story that caught my attention. It was about a 265 lb woman at a dollar store.

Apparently, someone cut in line in front of her. So, she handed her 8 month old baby over to a store employee and proceeded to pull the hair out of the woman who cut in front of her and choke her. Then, when the cops showed up, she bit one of the cops.

Wank & O'Brien pointed out that there was one element wrong with the story to keep it from being a TRUE redneck story. Can you guess the element?

I guessed it right away.

She handed her baby over to a store employee. A TRUE redneck woman can do ANYTHING with a baby on her hip. I speak from experience.