Ok, this is a weird way to start a blog post. But, when I sat down this evening to say what was on my mind, this is what popped up.
Last week one of our subcontractors ran over a client's geese and we now have to replace them.
So, I am desperately searching for 2 adult white geese. Sex is unimportant, though I would prefer you wouldn't take your perverted fetishes out on birds.
If you know of somewhere where I can these geese, please get in touch with me. We are willing to pay cash.
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I'm sorry, but I literally did laugh out loud when I finally read why you were looking for two white geese.
Why isn't the subcontractor looking for some?
Why did these people have geese anyway?
It's ok to laugh. It's funny if you aren't looking for them.
Well, the woman who owned the geese keeps bugging Scott about getting them replaced. And, since he was our sub, we feel obligated to make it right.
I'm not sure why she had geese. I didn't ask.
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