Altho it is now BP Gas and Circle K Convenience Mart, I still refer to it as the Bigfoot since that is what it was when I started going there years ago.
So, much of what happens in my life refers back to the Bigfoot.
I've seen a truck catch on fire, people go into convulsions, people fighting . . . all kinds of things.
The other day I needed some medication on the way home. My sinuses were driving me insane. So, I stopped at the Bigfoot.
As I am looking thru that section, I see lots of things that I find funny or curious. I'll get to those eventually, but here's the one I was to talk about today.
Condoms.
First of all, who HAS to buy a condom at the gas station? I can't figure out for the life of me why someone would need to do so. But, that's neither here nor there.
What got me was one of the kinds that I saw. Keep in mind I wasn't shopping for them, but this one just jumped out at me.
I desperately wanted to take a picture with my Blackberry, but thought that would look odd even for me. I mean, can you imagine the look on someone's face as they see me taking a picture of condoms at the gas station?
So, I came home and looked them up on the internet. First, I had the brand name wrong, so it took some research.
But, here's the information on the www.lifestyles.com website for this particular item.
LifeStyles®
Snugger Fit
Designed to deliver the added stimulation and natural feeling you crave.
Ultra sensitive with a unique, natural feeling shape.
Lubricated for extra glide and enhanced sensation.
Natural color and odor free.
Convenient 3-count pack.
Ok, there are several things that I am wondering about this:
1. Who is man enough to go buy a "snugger" condom. To me, this equates a man with a small . . . well, you know. Now, I'm not disriminating against those size-challened penises . . . or is it peni? But, you have to be pretty ok with yourself to do this. I think I would just order them off the internet.
2. What the hell is a "unique, natural feeling shape"? If it's natural feeling, what's unique about it?
3. Odor free? Come on, it's RUBBER . . . rubber has a smell to it. And if it doesn't, the lubricant surely would.
4. Convenient 3 pack. What number in a pack is inconvenient? 1,000? And I read into this that you only need 3 because, unless you are particularly talented with that tiny willy, 3 would last you 3 women . . . get my drift?
5. And again, who the hell is buying condoms from the gas station?
2 comments:
Why not pick up condoms at the gas station? How's that different than picking up a pack of cigarettes? "Oh man, I'm out of condoms, and I'm on my way to pick up my girlfriend. I wonder if this gas station has any." I wonder more about the canned and boxed food.
I can't answer the rest of them though. Maybe there's something special about them. Perhaps they're more penis-shaped than tubular. You should buy some to find out.
I'm totally opposed to buying condoms at the gas station . . . whether someone is "smaller" or not.
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