The Porno Chicken

Yup, that's what I said.

The Easter Bunny (Bawk, Bawk) brought Wyatt a basket of goodies on Easter.

One of the things he left Wyatt was this rubber chicken that you squeeze and it squeaks . . . think like a doggie chew toy kind of thing.

I have dubbed it the porno chicken because of the way it's mouth is open . . . it looks like a blow up doll.

See for yourself.



And, I think I am going to have to start collecting rubber chicken things.

I had one at my last job that someone gave me for Christmas. It was the stress ball version of the rubber chicken. Unfortunately, someone poked a whole in it's taint and it leaked these tiny little plastic beads out every time you squeezed it.

As I was getting ready to post this, I had a thought . . . maybe men who use the condoms in the previous post could use the porno chicken for their self-pleasureing needs.